Relations: Smash Your TV! (online version)
Danny Fire 
They had walked forever in the heat. They had run out of food and were getting very
hungry. All of their attempts to communicate their hunger to their captors had failed.
Even trying to make the simplest of gestures seemed to be futile to these highly irritable
Africans with very menacing weapons.
And then when they had finally finished walking all those many miles, they were very
astounded by where they ended up. Danny and Astasha looked at each other to make sure
they were each seeing what the other was seeing. All over these tribespeople's village was
the ConAgra logo. In the center of the village there was a HUGE ConAgra globe. And upon
further examination Danny realized that there were little ConAgra insignias on their
uniforms that he hadn't recognized as such.
Danny and Astasha were marched over to a giant pit and lowered into it. There was a
rope ladder along one side of it and people were entering and exiting it very regularly,
but if Danny or Astasha made any motion in that direction they had weapons trained on
them and were yelled at in the foreign language.
"Mission accomplished," Danny said to himself under his breath. What a great idea
they had had. 'Let's go to Africa and see if we can locate some of the tribals. We'll
start a new UUtopius.'